i waz in tihs mall and waz all leik lawlawl runn thru teh stroz and takling peepl and ze waz all leik hei stop takling meh and i waz all leik no u so i kept takling peepl and i takled tis old women and she waz all leik broken hipz so i was leik lol fag.

tis 1 persen was filed wtih il cuntemptz and he chazed meh thru teh stroz. i felt scraed and astonized at ho fast he run and i lwas all leik hey dont chase meh and he was all leik wtf r u taklin peepl 4 and i was all leik y rnt u? so he concidred my inzinuation tat i waz having funzorz and he was all leik lol fail fag. so me and tis man waz taking peepl and being happy UNTILL a giant cobra snak waz all up teh mall and me ad teh man waz leik oh shyt so wee killed teh snak with interweb memes and terriebl gramar and spleling and we waz all leik holy shyt we kild a gint snak in teh mall lololololoololol.

And then, as the sun drowned in the darkness of night and the stares glistened off the endless night sky we knew, no matter where he will stand, no matter how far apart we will be, there is no giant snack fagot that could stand between us and the undoubted thrill of tackling people in a shopping mall. I will remember those days as clearly as I remember my breakfast, PANCAKES!